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Of Laudie-dog, stooping non-stooping birds, and other news at HSH

laudie-dogWhen I was a little kid in Kindergarten, I had the privilege of having the great Mrs. Klaphake for teacher. I mean, do you remember your Kindergarten teacher’s name? Anyway, she presided well over the mayhem. I was especially impressed with her abilities during lunch-hour. If I had a bunch of grapes with me, and some other kid saw this, and presented a mouth yawning wide, I would try to toss one of those grapes in the direction of his or her mouth. Most often, this wouldn’t be successful, depending on how you looked at it, for then that grape would soon be tossed high into the air and the others would all try to grab it in their mouths all at once. I think I was sent to sit in the corner a few times! That did me good I’m sure. This picture of the great Laudie-dog reminds me of all that. I must be getting old. Such memories!

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Also in Minnesota, but this time further out in the Northern forests, where our home had some tall windows next to the garden, non-stooping birds of all sorts would — and I hate to say this — they would fly with all their might, as if stooping like a falcon in bomb-diving position, and smash against the windows, sometimes knocking themselves out, sometimes breaking their necks. :( The bangs against the window were sometimes a bit frightening, so loud would the collisions be. There were, thankfully, zillions of birds in Minnesota, much more than in the rain forest here. The solution would be to draw the drapes across the window. That really works. No drapes here. But there’s only been one bird that I’ve seen in my now over two years here that has met his demise by way of window stooping. This kind is pretty common. Not sure what it is.

In other news, I’m bound and determined to:

  • Put up a Thanks to Benefactors post
  • Put up some insulation in the hermitage
  • Put up some posts with Father Mark Gruber’s conferences
  • Put up some posts with the interview I did with a most wonderful 93 years young Holocaust era survivor
  • Re-trench the trenches on the path up the ridge to the hermitage as the promised flood-warning rains smash down on already totally drenched ground — threatening already compromised slope stability — so that there are not only flood warnings, but also landslide warnings. Yikes! 
  • Continue with Spring cleaning.  
  • Put up some Florae for the Immaculate Conception posts.
  • Continue with this novena (join anytime!) – 

The Judas Crisis: A Special Request for Priests (1-9 May, 2013)

Update: I was distracted today from my to-do list.

  • I ended up ripping off the old door of the chicken coop below the hermitage, the one’s that a pack of transmitter-collared hound dogs smashed through at the beginning of 2012, killing the rooster. The door just literally fell apart as time went by. So, another, from Habitat for humanity, almost for free, went up in its place today.
  • I totally dissembled the gradines in back of the alter and reinforced everything, and gave everything a good cleaning, and then put it all back up again. Much better. Also, the sanctuary candle was put next to the tabernacle, even while the lamp-holder was removed from the wall to make room for a more solid wall between the chapel and the wood-stove area.
  • I hauled in more firewood before the unending rains really got going. But the day is not over!

door

Update: More distractions:

  • The sanctuary candle went back up, along with Our Lady of Guadalupe (exact color and size) which I received from the sacristan of the Basilica down the way, and also the Icon of the Most Holy Trinity as written by Andrey Rublev.

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  • A great boon for working on the hermitage a bit has been the ripping down of a… um… plastic tent which I had put up in the hermitage next to the wood stove. I had been living in that for the winter because of the lack of insulation. But now I’m getting to that things like insulation, so, O.K.

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Holy Souls Mountain Extreme Sport Stooping — An example of why God created stooping birds — Just my ever so humble opinion…

eagleThis fellow, an adolescent red-tailed hawk if you ask me, was high above the hermitage the other day, circling up in the thermals on top of the ridge, looking to get above the smoke from the forest fire we had, and, of course, to look for prey down below. There is no more smoke, what with the heavy rains having come and are now gone (which even brought flood warnings).

These kinds of birds are “stoopers”, that is, they “stoop”, that is, they circle about and then, upon seeing prey far below, tuck down, dive, that is, stoop at breakneck speed, and, nearing their prey at ground level, break off their dive with talons out at a good 100 Gs (from gravitation: perceived weight as related to acceleration/deceleration). Pilots black out in abrupt turns that cause more than 9 Gs, with their flight computers automatically taking over.

Creatures like this particular stooper remind me of my own insane extreme sport frightful velocity stooping as a kid, flying through the air at tree-top level. So I googled — frightful velocity stooping — and clicked on the first entry (airspacemag). What a magnificent, well written, light-hearted story, a day brightener, an occasion to praise God who created such stooping birds. A good read for a coffee break.

Perhaps some of you have been reading the blog enough to remember a snippet from the still being written autobiography, the bit about my love for insane extreme sports as a kid. It was because of my experiences flying through the air that has my heart rejoice when I see stooping birds, especially when they are stooping! Such is my rejoicing that it is an occasion to praise our Heavenly Father. Continue reading

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Laudie-dog moving from DEFCON 5 TO DEFCON 2: A bear of a situation…

laudie-You would think that cute can’t also mean more ferocious than all of hell, but you would be wrong.

Laudie, cuteness defined, and such a happy dog, is always at the ready for the worst, wanting to defend what she has and yours truly, ready to lay down her life.

Laudie-dog’s hearing is rather spectacular. She hears things I would never begin to notice. I guess that’s her job given to her by her wonderful Creator. She’s always at DEFCON 5 - at the ready, and last night her antennae threw her into action.

She skipped DEFCON 4, which, for her, would be taking note of the barking of other dogs echoing throughout the ridges, trying to figure out what they are on about, but without joining in, as it’s not her job to bark just to do it.

Ever polite, Laudie-dog pretended to move only into DEFCON 3 while she was in the hermitage, so that I myself wouldn’t get a heart attack. She could hardly hold herself back, snorting, sniffing, jumping up and down, glancing at me to see if I was catching on, and then looking in the direction of the noise, again and again, then snorting and sniffing and snorting and sniffing, and beckoning me to let her out and let her out NOW if I expected to survive what she knew was happening outside.

So, O.K. DEFCON 2 for Laudie-dog. I opened the door and she was — how to say it? — a nuclear weapon that was deployed but not yet set off. She ran down the steps and straight into the pitch dark forest. How she could see before her eyes could adjust is just amazing to me.

It only took her perhaps four seconds to go into a wild frenzy of growling and barking and charging and threatening whatever it was. I stayed outside the door — silly me — peering into the darkness. I don’t have a gun, but whether man or beast, standing outside amidst such hellish mayhem would indicate that I did have a gun and was willing to use it.

Thank goodness, nuclear war was not imminent. I now heard whatever it was, perhaps only twenty yards away, smashing through the forest, heavily breaking branches, making an ever so annoyed get-away. So, DEFCON 1 was avoided.

Because of the awkward escape — not what panthers or lynx or bobcats do, or what coyotes or wolves do — I’m guessing that it was a bear, or a human intruder. One swat from an annoyed bear and that would be the end of Laudie-dog. But, she doesn’t care. Now, there’s a lesson for me, for all of us.

If it was a human intruder, he knows that I’m willing to have a confrontation, which will put him off, right?

I’m happy to have Laudie-dog always at the ready. :-)

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Laudie humor (HAH!), K of C 4th*, benefactors, spiders & florae for the Immaculate Conception

Ooooooo! What’s that you’re eating there? Yummy for sure!

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I’m hungry! I’m hungry! I’m hungry! Can I have some? Pleeeeeeeeeaaase!

laudie 1

AAAAAggghhh! Blech! Yuck! Waaah! What IS that? Blech!

laudie 3

“It’s called Spider Delight! Recipe: Just smack down any random spider galloping across Holy Souls Hermitage chapel floor in broad daylight, and you’re ready to go! I bet this fellow gained entrance to the hermitage by way to the logs I was carrying in to burn. Mmm, mmm… good!

spider

Disclaimer: Don’t try this at home! I did NOT eat that spider! Nor did Laudie!

  • Some good things did come in by way of a thoughtful benefactor, however. Some special Christmas chocolate (already!) and some Mystic Monk coffee. Thanks go to C.W. for forcing this gift to the hermitage upon me, against all my protestations. I love the addition of the ox and donkey next to the manger. Very appropriate. Our Holy Father agrees. I’ll have to think about getting that most recent book of his, which covers the infancy narratives in the Gospels…

chocolate

I’ve added, as a reminder to myself, the last two volumes of the Holy Father on Jesus of Nazareth to my Amazon wishlist, which you can find on the Benefactors! page.

  • Thanks go to J.A., who sent in… something very sweet and yummy, truly. Thank you! And, there’s a reusable tupperware tub included. Very handy, that.

bars

  • The neighbor was insisting that I transfer my lifetime 3rd and 4th degree memberships in the Knights of Columbus to the local councils in Brevard, where he’s a 3rd degree member, and the nearest 4th degree crowd, which is way down in Hendersonville. I just got back this response from the 4th degree. I guess this means I’m a practical Catholic as they put it.

KofC 4th Degree

He speaks of Patriotism. Yes, that’s a virtue described, in fact, by Saint Thomas Aquinas. Not for the faint of heart. Sometimes for the feint of heart, if they are as clever as they are stalwart in their patriotism! Anyway, thanks go to the neighbor for arranging this.

  • Thanks go to T.P.F. & R.L.F. for their regular gift to the hermitage. Very kind of you.
  • Thanks go to Mr & Mrs G.E. for their regular gift to the hermitage. Very thoughtful. Included was a card, the transcription of which is this:

Recommendation to One’s Guardian Angel for a Happy Hour of Death, by Saint Charles Borromeo:

My good Angel: I know not when or how I shall die. It is possible I may be carried off suddenly, and that before my last sigh I may be deprived of all intelligence. Yet how many things I would wish to say to God on the threshold of eternity. In the full freedom of my will today, I come to charge you to speak for me at that fearful moment. You will say to Him, then, O my good Angel:

  • That I wish to die in the Roman Catholic Apostolic Church in which all the saints since Jesus Christ have died, and out of which there is no salvation.
  • That I ask the grace of sharing in the infinite merits of my Redeemer and that I desire to die in pressing to my lips to the cross that was bathed in His Blood!
  • That I detest my sins because they displease Him, and that I pardon through love of Him all my enemies as I wish to be pardoned.
  • That I die willingly because He orders it and that I throw myself with confidence into His adorable Heart awaiting all His Mercy.
  • That in my inexpressible desire to go to Heaven I am disposed to suffer everything in may please His sovereign Justice to inflict on me.
  • That I love Him before all things, above all things and for His own sake; that I wish and hope to love Him with the Elect, His Angels and the Blessed Mother during all eternity.

Do not refuse, O my Angel, to be my interpreter with God, and to protest to Him that these are my sentiments and my will. Amen.

Finally, florae for the Immaculate Conception. I always have the idea she appreciates these simple gestures of the florae.

florae

All is dark in the ever mysterious forest of Holy Souls Mountain, except for a few leaves illuminated by a ray of sunshine, which has woven its way through the thick canopy above, right next to the hermitage. Very cool.

May the Lord Jesus, Christ our God, deign to shower upon you continuous blessings and graces according to the perfect intercession of the Immaculate Conception.

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Benefactors, Jenny, wood, chickens and rooster, fall colors, laudie…

A bunch more trips up the mountain have been made with Jenny the Jeep carrying her burden of wood in service of the hermitage. She didn’t mind the few flakes of snow flying about throughout the day with no accumulation. The temperature differences between here and just down the mountain were remarkable. I hope that the Northeast will soon get power back, especially those with electric heating only. After taking this picture of Jenny, I turned and took a random picture of the forest floor. I think there were more leaves and needles falling than snow flakes.

Laudie, who clearly has little personality, was carefully watching over the nearby chickens…

The chickens, by the way, are all fluffed out because of the cold. You would almost think they have no necks at all.

The rooster, with Laudie being nearby, is fiercly inquisitive…

Meanwhile, very temporarily on the inside of the door of the hermitage…

  • Thanks go to F.K., who provided that bit of weaving above. Very beautiful and thoughtful. She also provided some reading material about Luisa Piccarreta. Her name has popped up once or twice before, but I don’t know much about her. Anyone know anything about her? I’ll try to read up a bit today.
  • Thanks go to G.P.E. & S.M.E. for their gift to Holy Souls Hermitage. I’m getting the idea that, against all my tantrum like protestations, they’ve put me in between the gas and electric bill, as someone famous once said. One or two others may also be doing that. Very kind. But I do protest!

I must always protest any gifts to the hermitage! Yikes!

May the Lord continue to bless all of you according to
the perfect intercession of the Immaculte Conception.

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Wolf at Holy Souls Hermitage! Yikes!

So, never mind any bears or boars or panthers or bobcats or copperheads or timber rattlers or brown recluses or even ninja chickens. Now there’s what seems not to be a coyote, but rather a wolf, lupus rufus to be exact. Nor surprise there, as this particular type of wolf (smaller, thankfully, than the Timber Wolf of my home state of Minnesota) has been heavily introduced into the mountains here by the North Carolina Department of Fish and Wildlife.

This fellow was right at the door of the hermitage the other night, and has been making nightly visits for over a week now. I am reminded of Saint John Bosco’s “Griggio” or “Gray One”. Laudie isn’t quite sure what to make of the new arrival.

I’m guessing that this guy is just under three feet tall at the shoulders, four feet to the top of the nose of a lifted head, and can easily put his front paws on your shoulders without jumping. Probably about 90 pounds.

Where there’s one, there are most likely others. Totally cool. I love it. Unless it gets too hungry and starts looking at me. But I haven’t heard of them attacking people. Timber Wolves can and will people. They can take down, and eat, a moose, cleaning their teeth with the femers. But these guys, the red wolves… Nah! They would surely have to think twice even with a black bear. But if they were really hungry, I wouldn’t bet on the bear. Wolves are super cunning, especially in packs. Bears are almost totally blind. The wolf is going to win, maybe injured, but it will win. With all this going on, a Good Shepherd lays His life down for those He’s protecting. We thank our Lord for shepherding all of us, right to death, and then to life for all of us with Him.

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Some antics on Holy Souls Mountain: Jenny and the beasts

A very wonderful lady in town who follows HSH blog donated some books. More on those in a future post. She also provided a great meal even while I loaded up the truck to take away a pile of wood she was also donating (plus gas money for the trips back and forth to the hermitage). Some are just so very thoughtful, so very good and kind. The wood is cut, hauled, split, dryed out red oak. She just has way too much. She got it from J., who passed away last year, another of the myriad CIA crowd who, with the FBI, and others from the NNIC, USAIC, etc., make this area their home upon retirement. I’m beginning to think that a majority of the retired population has this demographic. Thanks go to this wonderful benefactor of HSH.

The neighbor, wanting Jenny the Jeep to have a safe trip up the mountain while carrying heavy loads, made a rack out front of Jenny, a bit of a facelift for her, so to speak. Spreading out the weight of the wood does wonders for traction. So, thanks go to the neighbor, a genius with welding. And… and… when I don’t need the rack, it pops right off.

In the back of the picture above, you see a trailer he made. Underneath, there was a super active yellowjacket nest. Since he’s deadly allergic to even one sting (which would send him to his death if he were to be without an epipen), I’m delegated to get rid of the monsters. This is the result, or part of it anyway.

The corpses number about a gazillion. I think I could have dug much deeper to show you more, but, you get the idea.

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The politics of Attack Helicopters, Angels, rigged elections, and… and… a certain Laudie

A detail of the ad orientem window behind the altar of Holy Souls Hermitage, October 2012.

What looked and sounded like an AH64, the U.S. Army’s most awesome Attack Helicopter, paid a visit the other day. I tried to get a picture of it as it whizzed by the Hermitage, but, alas, it was too quick this time, just on the other side of the canopy. The army comes alone. The marines, with their super-cobras, come in pairs. Fighters can be alone or follow one another. As I say, with this being a practice area, this is surely the most protected airspace in the world.

Don’t think for a second that guardian angels don’t also use natural means to protect us — should that be God’s will — from harm’s way. Part of those natural means involve the military, those who go out of their way to put themselves in harm’s way on our behalf, to provide for us also the possibility of the freedom to practice religion (not just worship, but acting upon religious conscience in the public square). We owe not only our angels, but our military an eternal debt of gratitude. They take an oath to uphold the Constitution of the United States, even though the president and his cronies do not. I love that.

I might have written on this recently, but I’ll repeat it here. There’s some talk of the black ops crowd supporting Obama more than any other previous president, including Reagan, for the reason that Obama gives them free permission to kill anyone and everyone they think they should kill. In other words, overtime pay, scalp hunting regardless of any connections to terrorism of whatever potential targets.

I doubt this. I mean, honestly… But should there be any such un-American people, I would ask them to consider this. There have been some events of recent weeks which would make one think that Obama is giving free reign to Islamicist terrorism. We have a dead ambassador. Obama rationalized the goodness of that act of war against the U.S.A. by saying that someone, somewhere in the world made an insulting youtube entry. Indeed, it would now seem that one is to protect terrorists from capture while not protecting their targets from harm. I’m thankful that there is much more chatter that finds any such talk of any such un-American black ops crowd to be insulting and dishonest. Great.

I wish the  Military would take charge of protecting us from a rigged election. Let’s do a test as the absentee vote begins in the next weeks. I was on the road with the neighbor  the other day from Asheville all the way up the mountains, dozens and dozens of miles. Of the hundreds of political signs, there wasn’t not even one Obama sign. Extremely few are for Obama. If he ‘wins’ here, you have to know that the election was rigged.

At least there is a certain Laudie to provide a bit of normality amidst the mayhem that would ensue. Another way, I think, that guardian angels work.

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Monstrous. Simply monstrous. Or not.

Up a tree, out on a limb. Sometimes that’s a good thing. Sometimes, people think it’s monstrous. Sometimes they think that, but it’s not.

Sometimes, it’s good to be lifted up on a tree, and be nailed to a limb. Lots of people spit on that. That’s O.K. We do have a hero in this regard. He didn’t call Himself a squirrel, but rather a worm. Which reminds me… reminds me… of Jesus the Ninja Maggot. Yikes!

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Ha Ha! Made you look! (Laudie is feeling a bit better)

What’s that!?!?! Look! Look!

No, really! Look! Look! Looooooooooooook at that, now! Look!

Ha Ha! Made you look!

I guess Laudie (pronounced “Lah-die”) is feeling a bit better.

By the way, she only thinks I looked. I did not look.

She’s got more energy, but I’m smarter. Well, maybe not that either.

But she did make me smile.

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Update — Laudie: abused, shot, poisoned (an analogy)

When she wandered up the mountain the other day, I thought she was just cold to the bones, shivering, shaking, even quite violently, the way she was. And it was getting down to about freezing on those nights. But today was pretty warm, and the sun was out, and although getting plenty of attention and food, she was still shaking. She’s been terribly abused I think. That reverses my first impresssions of her. And there’s more evidence of abuse.

She can shy away, after all, depending on the circumstances. For instance, I took Jenny the Jeep down the mountain to drag the neighbor’s tractor out of the marshy bit of the pond. I opened the back of Jenny, hoping that the dog would jump in and enjoy the ride down. Instead, she slinked away to the far side of the hermitage. Again and again. Strange, thought I. I bet the first and last time she was in a vehicle was when she had been uncerimoniously dumped.

She’s got a bad bruise on one leg, which I hadn’t noticed before. She also has what looks like — I mean, I don’t know, but… — what looks to be a gunshot wound of a bullet which grazed the top of her shoulders. Perhaps she was dumped on the road and then shot. Well, the owner wasn’t a very good aim.

Then… then… she went down the road today and ate what she shouldn’t have eaten. Silly dog. She’s now on a course of K-1 for the next 25 days. I crush that and mix it in with a bit of yukky cat food. She gobbles it up. So, O.K. She’ll be fine.

Finally, her name. No one likes “Doggie”. The neighbor  suggested something, and then we came up with “Laudie” for her name. Lauds, of course, is the name for morning prayer said by all religious and priests and many laity. To laud means to praise. All creatures of our God and King praise the Lord by being the creatures they are meant to be. That reminds us of the praise that justly should be rendered to the Most High by the rest of us. The “-ie” suffix is because she’s a girl. Often, the mornings here sport a blazing sky, kind of like the color of her coat of fur. So, O.K. It’s Laudie.

She’s still growing, I think, and so eats way more than her tuppence worth. I got a 50 pound bag of dog food at the super-discount supermarket today. I think I’ll have to get her some flea powder as well, not to mention a collar and some kind of leash. She’ll have to get, um, fixed, and that would be the only way to get her into the vehicle. If that were not done, it would get quite dangerous around here. All the huge male dogs within 50 miles would be here at a certain time of year. We don’t want that. Yikes! I already had one rooster killed by transmitter collared hound dogs.

Anyway, Laudie is most welcome, especially with surmising a bit more of her past history. Yikes! She loves it here, and I’m happy with that.

An analogy: Laudie, however much abused she was, is super-willing to be accepted, to be loved. It’s a risk, and she shakes with nerves, but she’s willing. She’s come to the right place at the right time. Soon, she’ll loose her nervousness and enjoy herself here more than ever.

We’re not always so willing, are we? We risk becoming cynical. The Lord would never want that from us. We think we are protecting ourselves, but we are only prolonging whatever hard knocks we’ve had in life. Having a bit of wisdom is one thing. Retreating and kicking ourselves is another thing altogether.

It’s all very much the other way around in the spiritual life: not only do we expect to be crucified, but we welcome this, knowing that, in this way, we are knocking people off their cynicism, their shoving a spear into the Heart of the ever so dead Christ on the cross, so that they then say, when all has been said and done, “Truly this was the Son of God!” and “Praise the Lord!” — which brings us back to Laudie and her lesson of openness and trust, which she teaches as just one more of the creatures of our God and King. “Laudie”… Yes, praise the Lord!

UPDATE: 7:45 PM 27 September — I think she has a bit of a fever. She’s slowed down remarkably. That’s to be expected, I suppose. I’m guessing that the K-1 is doing it’s job. I got her a leash and collar to bring her to be fixed. I might be able to get her spayed for free.

UPDATE: 8:25 AM 28 September — Mange? Sigh. But, we’ll deal with that too if that’s the case.

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Introducing a dog called Doggie on Holy Souls Mountain

“A ca… ca… ca… camera… y’you s’s's’say? Is it… is it alive? Be careful!”

This wonderful beast wandered up to the hermitage over the weekend. She’s no stray, but is surely a throw away. She looks to be 1 1/2 years old, and just had a litter of pups. The owners had her tail chopped, but it seems they decided to get rid of her instead of paying to get her… um… taken care of… Holy Souls Mountain, being the most out of the way place in the world, is the biggest dumping grounds of unwanted pets there is.

“Doggie” (Great name, huh?), seems to be a cross between a pit bull and… I dunno… perhaps a coyote. I always thought that coyotes were simply wild dogs of North America. It turns out that they are small wolves. Yikes! Cross that with a pit bull! Yikes again.

But Doggie, mind you, if the absolutely friendliest dog ever I’ve seen in my life. She hasn’t been abused at all, as she doesn’t at all shy away if you lift your hand to pet her. Instead, she loves the attention, to say the least. She’s had breakfast a few times at the hermitage, and I’ve made her a little place under the steps to take shelter from the cold. I think she now calls HSH her home. I love that.

And… and… she doesn’t bother the chickens. And… and… the chickens don’t pay her any attention at all.

Now, just to say. There are many stories about dogs and saints. I think there is one with Saint Francis, but I forget what happened in that case. I know Saint John Bosco had a guardian dog called Griggio (The Grey One), who protected at him at propitious times. Saint Padre Pio, diversely, was attacked multiple times by Satan in the form of a dog (depicted in Miracle Man as a rottweiler, though I don’t know if that would be right).

Anyway, for as long as she stays, Doggie is welcome. She already proven to be a good watch dog. I’ll have to see if the soup kitchen has any left over dog food.

Just in case you’ve never read this chapter of the Dog-Woman, here it is. Yikes!

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Can a Praying Mantis teach someone how to pray? And a note on Eucharistic Adoration this weekend in North Carolina

There’s an abundance of such creatures on Holy Souls Mountain. Of the zillion different kinds in this world of ours, this is the North American Rain Forest Gargantuan type. This particular one is a male (they’re more brown than green). Last year’s report on the Praying Mantis beasts of Holy Souls Mountain had a female (here: yikes!).

Did you know that, in Greek “mantis” means “prophet”? I like that. “Praying Mantis” = “Praying Prophet”. Prophets, in fact, should pray and must pray if they are going to manifest the truth of our Lord in all charity.

They are slow moving, careful, always on the hunt, but when they strike out to capture some prey, they are lightning quick. And their bite is ferocious. If you respect them, they’ll be happy to be around, capturing all sorts of insects. They are great to have around gardens. And have great personalities. Compare them, for instance, to the personality of a cockroach, which only comes out at night and scurries away afraid of it’s own shadow. Instead, these guys are at the top of their own food chain, and are not scared of anything.

If HSH were ever to become a 501(c)3, perhaps I could mail out a Praying Mantis for a donation. It doesn’t sound right to be selling praying prophets, though, does it? Hmmm… I’ll have to think about that one.

Meanwhile, I wonder if, with the encouragement of a Teresa of Avila to always look for spiritual life analagies in nature and the encouragement of a Francis of Assisi to be convicted of our ineptitude in following up on God’s will by noticing how prompt nature is to do the will of God, let’s just see if a Praying Mantis can teach us anything about the spiritual life.

Thus speaks our Praying Prophet: “So, you want to learn something, do you? I hope you’re not messing with me, just hearing what I have to say and then forgetting it, not putting what you learn into action, since that would be nefarious, evil and bad. But if you think you are eager to take in the message I have for you, come, follow me…”

He continues: “But you had better be serious about this. I mean, you did know that all creation is in eager expectation of the redemption of the sons of man, didn’t you?”

He goes on: “Do you see what I’m pointing to? Your watch. I, the Praying Prophet, am telling you that it is time to pray, to come to know more of the Living Truth, the Living Word of God Incarnate, who, though eternal, entered time when He was conceived in the womb of the Immaculate Virgin Mary by the overshadowing of the Holy Spirit. He said that you are to be as perfect as your heavenly Father is perfect, to be holy as He is holy, to pray always. That “always” means that it’s time to pray at any time, not just at this or that time, though that is important too, but at every time, at any place and in any circumstance, always a simple child of God, looking to Him whatever is happening.”

O.K., O.K. says yours truly. Yikes! To walk in humble thanksgiving with our God. This is right and just. He entered into time that we might enter into enternity, having been so united in friendship with Him, so filled with sanctifying grace, so much taken up into the life of the Most Holy Trinity, which, in this vale of tears, we call the indwelling of the Most Holy Trinity. Don’t forget, the angels point us to our Lord Incarnate, to the Most Blessed Sacrament, to the Sacrifice of the Mass. Today’s ad orientem picture:

In fact, the Eucharistic Congress begins in the Diocese of Charlotte today and runs through the weekend. Go the supercool dedicated website HERE.

Yours truly will be participating at the hermitage. If you are anywhere near this part of the East Coast of the United States, do drop in, get in the magnificent procession and… and… go to confession!

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Spiders taking shelter in HSH from the downpour: a mistake

Spider hunting is a great distraction. It only takes seconds. This fellow was right in my face. “Hello, chicken food!” said I, ever so gently. Then I set him aside on my spectacles case, rather stunned:

I then turned my head only to see this staring me in the face, sucking the brains out of something or other:

 So, I set him aside as well. Chickens love an extra spider if they can get one. This last spider lost a few legs and got rather tangled up, as you can see. Doesn’t matter to chickens, who make such spiders into eggs for the breakfast of yours truly, and then poop the rest out. The latter bit is not for breakfast.

– Sorry.

– Back to work now.

[[ Did I mention I love our Lord's good creation?]]

[[ Don't forget. Adam and his wife were the creation our Lord called very good. But then Adam fell and we weren't to be good at all, unless we would be redeemed. And we were. We are now better than very good. And when we keep up with the Sacraments, we won't later be smacked down and fed to someone not in heaven.]]

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Burned alive. In revenge. HSH chalks up another success.

I’m sure that those who say that matches aren’t necessary, that the fumes left to themselves are better at accomplishing the deadly mission, are correct, but it is an added bit of safety to have a flame or two, as I noted last year.

Swarming above the hole in their hundreds during the day, when the sun is shining, any number could simultaneously enter or exit the largest entrance I’ve ever seen for these flying beasts.

A fitting end for those who attempted to take the life of the neighbor last year. This nest was right next to his house, just down from Holy Souls Mountain.

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Florae and faunae of Holy Souls Hermitage and… and…

This, from that (forcing the flash on the camera):

… which is only a tiny portion of the incredibly gargantuan forest spanning spider web after I got a face full of it, and then grabbed the little ferocious creature to get a picture of him.

At any rate, whatever you do, don’t fall to the ground here, as you might rot away like everything else, even the mushrooms! It is a rain-forest, after all.

Of course, there are some good things to eat!

There’s even chicken eggs! I honestly don’t know what the small egg is all about. This happened a couple of days in a row. But then it was over. The chickens are going on five years old now. They looking pretty old, I must say. They do have the occasional gargantuan egg.

Ooops! How did this one get in here? I must be thinking about the Immaculate Conception and Lourdes!

Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee!

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No hands!

These wonderfully noisy creatures fill the forest in their multitudinous myriads, and fill the forest yet again with chorus of – how to say it? – grating noises, all in unison. Very peaceful, really. Oh, did I mention they are also living in the hermitage in their multitudes? Can you guess what it is?

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Funnel Web Spider – Funnel Mushroom

I let this fellow go outside. Not sure if their bites can be a bit nasty. These are nothing like the funnel web spiders in Australia, which are deadly, like everything else in Australia!

Meanwhile, last year, someone told me that funnel mushrooms mean certain death if you eat them. You have about twenty minutes. Now I find out that they are edible. Cook them, of course.

We owe such knowledge to those who have gone before us, having been bitten and having eaten such things. It’s good to take note of what has happened in the past!

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HSH spiders battle to the death and a shameless victory dance: analogy against Obama’s oppression of Catholic businesses from today onward

The spider above is nicknamed Obama. Sleek, sound, a fighter… and very, very quick, like lightning. Overconfident.

The spider below is nicknamed Pavone. Fat, slow, could hardly be a fighter… at least all of this would be the opinion of Obama.

Take a look at the knobby bits on the back of Pavone. You would hardly believe it, but they’re kickstands, of sorts.

Anyway, let’s put them together and see what happens…

A blur of a fight, hard to tell the outcome, but then… a victory dance! Pavone leans back on his kickstands and thows his arms into the air in victory!

That’s my prediction about the real Father Pavone of Priests for Life and President Obama. The latter is overconfident, fining Priests for Life $100.00 per employee who is not provided abortion insurance. Father said he will never pay it. I believe he will win. How many Catholic businesses are following his great example? What’s happening with all the Catholic Charities and Colleges? Are there any martyrs out there, from day one? Here’s the story from LifeSiteNews:

Priests for Life announces it will defy HHS mandate:

goes into effect today

Ben Johnson Wed Aug 01 14:20 EST Abortion

NEW YORK, August 1, 2012, (LifeSiteNews.com) – The HHS mandate goes into effect today for businesses and non-religious employers, but one organization has already announced it will not comply.

Fr. Frank Pavone, national director of Priests for Life, said that while that organization “advocates the observance of all just laws…I want to make it clear to you today that we will Continue reading

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Gargantuan web writing spider in the hermitage: way cool!

This fellow with huge fangs was weaving a web right in front of my little chair in the hermitage, lowering himself down right in front of my face. “Where’s the camera?!” thought I to myself. Having grabbed the spider forthwith, I took a couple of pictures and tossed him just outside to weave a web another day, perhaps just outside the hermitage. I would let him stay inside if he hunted Brown Recluse spiders. Probably not. More bites from the latter. I’ll spare you the details… for now! A shot of the design he sports:

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17 years to the nanosecond: a magicicada moment on Holy Souls Mountain

What’s this, you ask? Just another hole in the ground? Instead, this is what bursting out of the ground after waiting for seventeen years looks like. I was walking down Holy Souls Mountain when I heard repeated bursts of buzzing of insect wings. I looked down and beheld a cicada, a magicicada to be exact, in a phoenix-like first flight.

Now that kind of timing doesn’t happen to you everyday.

Actually, it does, every second of every day. All things, in every way, are within the purview of the permissive or providential will of our Heavenly Father. It won’t happen unless it is for our good. If something is very bad indeed, know that the good our Heavenly Father can draw out of that is very, very good indeed.

There is no coincidence in the sense of something “just happened to happen that way.” All is foreseen.

Does that destroy our free will. Not at all. God is reallyintelligent! God is love. And… and… our Lord is very good, and very kind.

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TEOTWAWKI NINJA SNAKE POLL: Should I feed it to the chickens?

I’m guessing this is a juvenile rat snake, on his way to turning black. He’s well over two feet long already. No fangs. Surprisingly, he lunged repeatedly, very aggressively. Should I feed him to the chickens? I’m sure that snakes taste good in the form of chicken eggs!

Update: The Decision! Continue reading

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BUGGY SOLUTION TO FR Z’s TEOTWAWKI (Don’t be chicken!)

It’s been raining and raining and raining at Holy Souls Mountain. You would almost think it was TEOTWAWKI (The End Of The World As We Know It). It doesn’t matter if you live in a lush rain forest or a near desert, when a TEOTWAWKI hits, say, a totally crashed ecomony, so that there are no utilities, no communications, no medical services, no law enforcement or military protections, what is it that you’ll need immediately and in the long term? Food.

Fr Z has been talking about TEOTWAWKI for a long time. This hermit has a solution. Bugs. The picture above is of gargantuan beetles captured by a spider that’s… really… big… I fed them all to the ever so grateful chickens.

And that means that bugs are great for breakfast in the form of eggs. Not their eggs. Feed them to your chickens, and let your chickens find them, and turn them into eggs. There are always plenty of bugs in a TEOTWAWKI situation. Always.

And chickens eat just about anything when they are hungry, and they love bugs and vegetation and… and… dirt and rubbish. Anything. They’re feathered goats. Here’s a mountain forest cave cricket that the chickens gobbled up amidst a flurry of feathers. They love bugs.

Don’t worry, in a TEOWAWKI situation, all bets are off. You can have chickens (and the all important roosters) in the city as well. Breed them. Eat the eggs. Eat them. Daily nourishment. Chickens are by far the easiest animal to care for and the highest ratio of feed to produce. Just get them a bit of water and let them free range about. Have a safe place for them to roost at night and you’re set.

The neighbor’s are jealous and hungry? Breed lots of chickens. Help others to breed them and get the eggs and meat. They are just so very easy to care for. That’s my solution to any TEOTWAWKI situation. Charity and food in abundance. And… and… you get to have the opportunity to talk to people about the faith.

Goodness and kindness in a TEOTWAWKI situation helps get people to heaven!

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Darting bee fly?

The hermitage was wonderfully invaded by a creature such as this. I originally googled the image since they are too quick and don’t stay in one place very long. I finally got this shot on some gargantuan onion tops. They hover in one place and then, in a nanosecond, they are hovering about two feet over, surveying for… nector I guess. I don’t think they sting. Fun to have around. They are a bit loud, and grab your attention if they fly right in front of  your face, hovering there, making a racket.

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Spider Heaven at the purgatory of Holy Souls Mountain [and a rant on praying for the souls of the faithful departed]

Holy Souls Mountain (which name reminds one of purgatory) is Spider Lovers Heaven (of course!). I’m always interested in the multitudinous variety of spiders, which you don’t even have to find, since all of them will surely find you. I don’t go looking for spiders; they come to me.

The first thing I look for is if this or that spider is a Brown Recluse. Then I look to see what kind of fangs it has. Of course I do! The venom delivery system is always fascinating. Let’s take a closer look:

As you can see, unlike the fangs of a snake, there is no need for the entire “syringe” of the spider to pierce the body of it’s victim. Instead, just the “needle” if you will. It’s curved, I suppose, so that there’s a good grip. No venom will be wasted. You can also see the amount of venom they carry around is rather sufficient for the day of battle.

The beady eyes are the third thing I look for. There are different numbers of eyes, variously arrayed.

The fourth thing I look for are the chickens. They love to eat spiders.

And… and… spiders are delicious in the form of a chicken egg!

Did I mention purgatory? Orthodox Jews and — how else to say it? — Catholic Catholics pray for the souls of those who have died. Too bad that in the “Reformation”, the very biblical doctrine of purgatory was thrown out with so many books of the bible, along with so many other doctrines, even those spoken very plainly by the mouth of our Lord. Who will pray for the repose of the souls of such non-Jews and non-Catholics?

It’s really terrible to go to a Catholic funeral, only to find out that no one is interested in praying for the repose of the faithful departed. They are “celebrating the life of” whoever it happens to be that our Lord called to judgment then and there. Celebrating? Grieving comes from love. So, celebrating…?

If anyone was ever so foolish as to want to celebrate my life, DON’T DO IT! I don’t want anybody celebrating anything about me, except how the Lord has deigned to grant me this or that mercy. I want prayers for the repose of my soul! I don’t want to be in purgatory until the end of the world, thinking the whole time — and that might be a very, very long time — how useless it was for people to celebrate my life! What a purgatory!!!

If there are those who would want to celebrate my life, I think I’ll ask our Lord to send spiders into their lives, you know, the kind with huge fangs and lots of venom, that is, until repentance is had and prayers for all the faithful departed become a way of life. O.K. Not that. But I might ask the Lord to inspire them to pray for repose of the souls of all the faithful departed, including me. That, I think, He would do. Perhaps the souls of the faithful departed wanted our Lord to inspire me to write this post, so that a pray or two from the readers might head up to heaven along with the souls of many who were, until that moment, in purgatory. Think about it. What a great act of charity that one little prayer is that you say: Hail Mary…

But Father! But Father! You’re such a meanie! You’re so judgmental! Stop saying that Hail Mary! STOP IT! We’re going to celebrate the lives of those who have died. They were so nice. And they’re not dead anyway! They’re still as alive as ever in memory! And I have a good memory! Nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah!

Sigh. And when you die, and your memory with you? Whoever started and continues to push this “nice memory” bit is guilty of shoving the most depressing, despair inducing attitude down the throats of people who are already hurting enough. It’s good to have good memories, but don’t reduce life to a passing thought! What a fright that acts as a catalyst for only the darkest thoughts.

It’s not thinking ill of the dead to pray for the repose of their souls. Who among us absolutely perfectly always and in every way was generous enough to live the will of our Lord with no selfishness, ever? Nobody. So, we pray for everybody. It’s a great act of charity.

Also, if you think you need a selfish reason to pray for the souls in purgatory, know that they pray for those who pray for them. It is they and they only who will welcome you into the eternal habitations. If you have no one to welcome you, will you dare to approach the gates of heaven? Think of their situation from their perspective. They cannot help themselves. They depend on us. Totally.

There are dozens of stories of the souls of the faithful departed accomplishing favors for those who pray for them. So, just to say, if you’re having difficulties with spiders, you might just ask them for their intercession as you pray for the repose of their souls. :)

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