Daily Archives: 2012/05/06

On bears and dogs and… saints! Rottweilers are GREAT!

How about a dog that scares bears to scare any bear that comes by? Rottweilers are a great dog. But then there’s Saint Seraphim of Sarov…

But… but… I’m not a saint! Of course, you have to feed dogs… And Rottweilers are huge, and eat alot. I have eggs, but they would eat a dozen a day! Hmmm… I could have more chickens what with the rooster doing his job…

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VIDEO UPDATE: Wow! God bless our Veterans! Such a tear jerker… Yikes!

HSH supports our Vets!

VIDEO UPDATE: see comments for behind the scenes video. The pilots wrote this.

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A gun’s too expensive. But I’ve found a way to kill a bear in the hermitage!

After all, I have a fire extinguisher, if I need it.

But where does one get a flame thrower like this?

HERE, for a picture of the bear.

UPDATE: Lots of suggestions coming in. Thanks for that. There’s one I need advice about. Very inexpensive. A super hot — Kodiac Bear grade — pepper spray. I’m thinking that bears are basically blind anyway. Their anger and momentum would have them kill you before they would decide that they don’t like the pepper spray. Wouldn’t it be like a tooting a vuvuzela while standing on the highway, just feet away, seconds away, from being run over by a tractor-trailor? Ineffective? Dunno. There certainly do seem to be many brands of super-hot pepper spray…

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